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Matt

a person who has no bitches and also admitted to having a piss kink
Matt's a real nice guy, I wonder if he can't get bitches because of his piss kink?
by cheeseheadmilf December 7, 2022
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Matt A

Matt A is an amazing person and God's gift to your life! He will cheer you up anytime and he's good at it too. He is a person you can be around and not get too annoyed with (most of the time at least). I think the only thing that this person needs to work on is time management. besides that, he's a spectacular monkey!
He also works out a lot and loves eating food as well.
He is also besties with Matt P and they both love each other
Me: Hey, have you seen Matt A?
MB: No, why?
Me: He said he would meet me here.
MB: when?
Me: um, let's see... *checks time* *jaw drops* "It was supposed to be about 5 hours ago".
MB: bruh what?!

*car drives in parking lot* * they both look up and look at the car*
Me: who is tha... are you kidding me?!
MB: what?
Me: It's Matt A.
*Matt A walks out of the car with a huge smile on his face*
Me: what are you smiling about?
Matt A: I'm so happy I made it here on time!
Me: no you didn't, look at the time you are 5 hours late!
Matt A: No look I said this time......Oh my bad, I read that wrong.
Me: you're lucky you are a great person!
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Folks make sure you work on your time managment so you don't end up in Matt A's situation!

(<3 U)
by yeahiknowihavethebiggestbutt November 2, 2023
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matt bradley

by matt’s dad October 11, 2020
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matt barrese

Matt Barrese he biggest dick ever he's amazing at sex this name gives you the knowledge to give great advice to everyone and you are always right
sex is Matt Barrese Number one best quality
by Matt Barrese April 11, 2017
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Matt Horan

A slight obese but not overly obese man who cares for his hair. And also doesn’t brush his teeth
Don’t be a Matt Horan when u are anticipating a coming out party.
by Lester 2 September 11, 2021
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matt lipari

held the title for the funniest person in the world for about 3 years
hey did you hear what she said? shes a total matt lipari
by auxferd October 29, 2023
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matt mcguffage

my uncle grows matt mcguffage
by peter7 February 9, 2023
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