when your vagina gets caught in the toaster but it feels really nice so you turn it on while sticking two of your brothers penises up your ass and the cream cheese gets squirted into your eyeballs until you moan out "lightly sparkling spring water!"
by thefull8inches August 18, 2023
by NotCalebKeegan June 14, 2021
A gay man that uses the word sus a lot in detailing what he thinks about the kids in his class. Little does he know that no one likes him as further in the future he will realize this and kill himself.
Someone: This faggot kid in my class has been calling us all sus lately wtf does this even mean.
You: Oh seems like you've got yourself a Taylor Prentice.
You: Oh seems like you've got yourself a Taylor Prentice.
by DjRealTalk January 10, 2014
Using an ice cube to erect a womans nipple (preferably in the 40s or above) and then guiding that nipple into another womans ass hole.
by Bro Badger June 14, 2020
The greatest set of men to ever exist, today marked the faitful day we all grouped together to form tomism.
by Tom taylor August 30, 2023
by [Apha] June 11, 2023