Alex (she’s taken)

The best Alex ever don’t even think about saying “oh my Alex is better” cuz that’s cap cuz my Alex is the best Alex. Mines hotter, smarter, funnier just better. Sorry kids (not really).

Boy 1: did u see Alex (she’s taken) she’s really hot.
Boy 2: ye but don’t bother (she’s taken).

by Wyatt (oofergang) March 24, 2021

she's Jordan

A female whos tall

my boy was talking to this girl and he introduced her to me and I told him she's Jordan.

by she's Jordan February 24, 2025

Is She Really Going Out With Him?

Pretty women out walking with gorillas down my street
From my window I'm staring while my coffee goes cold
Look over there (where?)
There, there's a lady that I used to know
She's married now, or engaged, or something, so I am told
Is she really going out with him?
Is she really gonna take him home tonight?
Is she really going out with him?
'Cause if my eyes don't deceive me
There's something going wrong around here
Tonight's the night when I go to all the parties down my street
I wash my hair and I kid myself I look real smooth

Look over there (where?)
There, here comes Jeanie with her new boyfriend
They say that looks don't count for much
If so, there goes your proof
Is she really going out with him?
Is she really gonna take him home tonight?
Is she really going out with him?
'Cause if my eyes don't deceive me
There's something going wrong around here
Around here
But if looks could kill
There's a man there who's more down as dead
'Cause I've had my fill
Listen you, take your hands from her head
I get so mean around this scene
Hey, hey, hey
Is she really going out with him?
Is she really gonna take him home tonight?
Is she really going out with him?
'Cause if my eyes don't deceive me
There's something going wrong around here
Around here
Something going wrong around here
Something going wrong around here
Something going wrong around here
Something going wrong around

by Death Menace July 9, 2023

You Bronx Dirty Cthulhusu Had Jackie Chan Looking Like Julia Hsu So Now She Acts Independantly

You Bronx Dirty Cthulhusu Had Jackie Chan Looking Like Julia Hsu So Now She Acts Independantly

You Bronx Dirty Cthulhusu Had Jackie Chan Looking Like Julia Hsu So Now She Acts Independantly

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

She-Basket

A female who has gone completely psychotic and irrational out of nowhere. A woman who has lost all common sense and lost all logic and reasoning , a female idiot

Man I went to johnnys house and his wife turned into a complete she-basket on his ass

by JohnnyRandy June 16, 2016

FELBJRATIVE LOWNNIE FELBJRATIVE beings FELBJRATIVE LAFriCan FELBJRATIVE LOWHITE SHE'S

Lonnie Benningfield junior own FELBJRATIVE LOWHITE SHE'S FELBJRATIVE kind felbjrative beings felbjrative lafrican she's .by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

I invented and made and created and started felbjrative lownnie feldjrative lownnie kind beings felbjrative lownnie felbjrative beings felbjrative lafrican felbjrative lowhite she's. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq August 30, 2025

she/her-ing objects

when (often self proclaimed liberal girls) assign inanimate objects she/her pronouns

it seems to be done as a feminist act ….. but haven’t women been objectified enough?

i see your yellow hydro flask with a RBG sticker, and compliment it : “oohh, she’s cute”
lighting a bowl and it catches: “oh she’s going now!”
looks at dress in mirror: “she’s giving y2k glamour”

in each scenario, “she” referring to the inanimate object - hence she/her-ing objects

by tiktoktarot444 January 2, 2022