Two wholesome men who get along really well. Maybe a bit too well. They love spending time with each other and spanking Jamie's ass - who's a cute twink that loves to goon to furry porn.
Noa - "Yo those fellas over there are such a Riley & Sam!"
Jamie - "What do you mean by that?"
Noa - "They touching each other in public! Theres even children walking past but they dont care!"
Jamie - "I love furry porn"
Jamie - "What do you mean by that?"
Noa - "They touching each other in public! Theres even children walking past but they dont care!"
Jamie - "I love furry porn"
by Gooner Mark August 10, 2025
Get the Riley & Sam mug.The uncontrollable urge to assume that wanting to sleep with your friends' moms is just something everyone does. It's less about logic and more about projecting your own instincts onto the world.
by Rusty767 January 1, 2025
Get the sam fallacy mug.Samantha is a girl who usually copies her friends, and wants to be better than who she is. She tends to try to make herself more interesting by lying. She uses her friends for money, and gossips about them whenever she can. She always brings up her friends in every conversation she can in a negative way, she is pretty and nice but a snake. She steals money, jewelry, jokes, and clothes. She twists words into bad ways. She wants to ruins people’s lives and reputations. She likes to do this to the people she knows and likes best. Do not be a friend with a Sam, unless you know she never lies.
???: I’ve told you to stop lying, or else i won’t be your friend anymore
Sam: ok, i promise
the next day.
friend 1: Sam is starting to tell me horrible stuff about you
friend 2: Hey, *friend 1’s name* get away from him/her! She’s a terrible person!
???: but that isn’t true!!
friend 2: well Sam would never lie to us!!! I’m gonna tell everybody to not be your friend! you heartless brat!!
Sam: ok, i promise
the next day.
friend 1: Sam is starting to tell me horrible stuff about you
friend 2: Hey, *friend 1’s name* get away from him/her! She’s a terrible person!
???: but that isn’t true!!
friend 2: well Sam would never lie to us!!! I’m gonna tell everybody to not be your friend! you heartless brat!!
by JamieGorl27 October 27, 2019
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Sam Porcello joined Nabisco's research and development department, which develops new lines of snacks.
by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023
Get the Sam Porcello mug.One of the sweatiest people you will ever know! Sam is the type of person to stay in their room and play games such as Fortnite or Minecraft all day. He has the iq of a nut, the brains of air, the rageness of dellor, and the life of a sweat. The guy sweats so much with truc mai, that he is able to “phase” or walk through walls in Fortnite. The sweat allows him to slip right through. This kid needs to be stopped!
by Highest IQ of all time November 4, 2019
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Sam is a pedophile who dates 10 year Olds and that 10-year-old is usually his friends little sister, Sam is also racist and fights black people.
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