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band kid syndrome

highly contagious disease given off by kids in band. can lead to upper respiratory failure and possibly death in young people
1: Hey did you hear about how John got band kid syndrome?
2: Yeah, it’s super tragic
by bobjohncarlthe3rd August 13, 2021
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Cantina Band

A group of the most epic humans and one bear. together they could take over the world, but they dont feel like it. they hate estevan. Psych is important to them. if you insult one of the band, the rest will kill you. seriously, theyve done it before.
Bro we should make a cantina band.

Nah we cant compete with them
by LE Bear of doom November 24, 2021
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The Best Band Ever

Person 1: “Weezer The Best Band Ever
Person 2: “True!”
by weezyweez November 25, 2022
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Band Kid

Someone who is racist, homophobic, transphobic, autistic, and generally offensive
"Oh yeah, forgot to mention, we're Band Kids."
by That_Bandkid March 8, 2024
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Union County Highschool Patriot Band

oh god they're all gay.
Person one: Who are you and why are you in my house?
Person two: I'm a member of the Union County Highschool Patriot Band.

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"Golf on three. 1, 2, 3"
by Evan 🌱 November 21, 2021
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Happy Monster Band

A Playhouse Disney cartoon from 2007 that indoctrinated kids into listening to Tally Hall. They were way better than the Wiggles because it was fucking TALLY HALL!

Joe Hawley (red tie) does the voice of Bluz the blue keyboardist, who is my favorite.
Zubin Sedghi (blue tie) hits some high notes as L.O., the yellow bassist.
Rob Cantor (yellow tie) voices Frred, the red guitarist.
Ink the pink spider doesn’t really sing, she just hangs out on the drums like Ross.
I wonder who Andrew would be. Rock and Raul, the two-headed Zak and Wheezie looking guys?

It’s funny how they sound like normal kids when they speak, but can turn into Tally Hall with the flick of a switch.
I still remember the lyrics to the Happy Monster Band 16 years later. 4 year old me loved it. Now I’m a fan of Tally Hall.

“Yin and Yang are ringing in the new year, celebrating all the days within! Yin lights a candle, dances like a dragon. Yang does a lion dance for him.”

Depressed gay teenagers (or in my case, 20-somethings) listen to Tally Hall, Lemon Demon, Radiohead, and They Might be Giants. So if you grew up with Happy Monster Band, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, or Neil Cicierega memes, you’re gay now.
by popsicleprincess July 26, 2023
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National Kiss a Band Kid Day

National Kiss a Band Kid Day is celebrated on the 14th of May. It's a day to kiss band kids
Man I can't wait to kiss a band kid on National Kiss a Band Kid Day
by ThatGuyFromThatOnePlaceOnEarth February 15, 2025
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