Mark jenkins

A man destined to drown in pussy

Oh look! Thats Mark Jenkins, that man is always drowning in pussy

by Spookysnake February 18, 2019

English marks

When you spank your mother's arse so emphatically, that it leaves some prominent marks.

"I gave mother some English marks last night"

by ingleesh September 16, 2020

Mark

Whenever something bad occurs, such as your first born being grilled on a barbeque, you must exlaim "MARK". Its always Marks fault

Person 1: Hey isnt that Eddie your first born on the barbeque
Person 2: Oh for fucks sake it is
Person 1 and 2: MARK

by Mark Cuthill August 18, 2022

Mark

A very fine, young gentleman in the 8th grade.

Mark is fine.

by aSchwiftyPickle November 25, 2021

Deutsch mark

A truly stand up guy. A German bloke. Great with kids

Todd: “I feel so bad for mark, he’s a bit chubby but hyper-inflated seems a bit much”
Steve: “Deutsch mark. What an absolute fucking legend”

by Cum faggot May 20, 2019

Mark Baigrie

Mark Baigrie is a teenager from brig, he is well known for battering an autistic boy known as Marcus Bell.

Mark Baigrie is a disabled beating cunt

by ThomasWatson1876 June 16, 2018

Mark

the sweetest dumbass with a fucking gun

"No it's fine don't worry, what's up are you alright?" three seconds later, "YOU FUCKING BASTARD!"

don't be like Mark.

by tytheart1st January 29, 2023