Live Oak Jr High Colorguard

A Group where You Sign up your daughter and the greedy coaches who are fat and have hooked noses take a shit ton of your money so your daughter along with other little shits can swing a flag around on a football field for 5 minutes a game and you don't get to see them that much and pay five thousand dollars just for the football season so the fatass coaches can eat food and drink whiskey then they also make your daughter into free child labor making them go to a fundraiser to buy shit like a trailer and a floor then they make you pay another five grand just to do winter guard where you have to go all around Louisiana and Mississippi to watch them throw flags around which requires no skill at all while they abuse your daughter by yelling at them at practice

Julie regretted using her hard-earned money to sign up her daughter for the Live Oak Jr High Colorguard, where greedy, overweight coaches with hooked noses took a massive chunk of her cash so her daughter could swing flags around for just five minutes per game, only to then demand more of Julie's money for winter guard, turning her daughter into free child labor at fundraisers, all while the coaches indulged in food and whiskey.

by SS Nate1488 December 28, 2024

Living fan

When a man bounces so hard on a penis or penis-like object that his own penis flies around in a cirkle like a fan.

"He bounced on it so hard he did a Living fan"

by Freaky Ben May 3, 2025

live round

Sperm, live sperm. Used when a very young or an old man can get a woman pregnant.

He had a kid when he was 70? The mad lad was still shooting live rounds.

by DRousseau November 27, 2022

I know where you live

Please be prepared for me to come and fuck your little ass

John: you look nice
Susan: thanks
John: I know where you live
Susan: yippee

by Arnoldthemanleyman March 20, 2024

living period to period

When a girl is having questionably protected (or unprotected) sex and NOT trying to get pregnant, her periods are a cause for celebration, just like pay checks are for those who are poor. Hence, she's living period to period instead of pay check to pay check.

Girl #1: I just got my period!! That means that all that sex I was having while I was drunk must've been protected!!!

Girl #2: You really need to stop living period to period.

by slytherinchick13 January 15, 2013

Martha Stewart Living

Martha Stewart Living was a magazine and television program featuring entertaining and lifestyle expert Martha Stewart. Both the magazine and the television program focussed on lifestyle content and the domestic arts.

Martha Stewart Living to end print edition as Dotdash Meredith continues shift to digital

by SPrice1980 May 25, 2023

Living Water Candy Apple

n. The sexual act of having sex with a girl who is menstrating and getting blood onto her vagina, then at her orgasm pulling out and smacking her with your testacles.

Dude I had sex with Brittney the other night, when I saw she was on her period, I pulled a Living Water Candy Apple on her!

by P.O, E.S, E.L January 8, 2012