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Kyles

Like Kyle, but with an S at the end for some reason. There have been many theories on how they obtain the extra S. Nobody knows for sure, but what we do know is that the "S" harnesses the power to make them twice as retarded because they act like a complete fools. They kick open doors when they have bad days and they dive under the line barriers at cafeterias. They also try to rizz up girls by getting in their space and putting their arm around them. They have been known to love Thor and have skid-marked underpants. Be careful when approaching, if you make one mad, you might turn out like one of those doors on a bad day.
person 1: This guy shouted "I'm having such a bad day right now" and kicked open the door.

person 2: I think that's Kyles. He must be having a bad day right now.
by Braden Fortson December 13, 2025
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Kyle

eetswa adlay that will stomp anyone for their ntays.
Kyle: what size are your shoes ya dog
Brendan: size 6 womens
Kyle: hand em ova cuz
Brendan: 'gets stomped'
Kyle: eetswa adlay
Also Kyle: geet out of my face
Brendan: okay i will

Kyle: 'gets back in face' ESHAAAAYYYYYSSSSS
by salaminips69 November 16, 2020
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Kyling

to be as pure or as sweet as the supreme being Kyle
Kyling can be used to explain how wonderfully lovely or innocent a person is.

E.G. “Wow you were a real Kyle!”
by Kyle fan club August 22, 2022
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Chris Kyle

To be used your cumshot goes an impressive distance, much like the sniping of famed US sniper and war hero Chris Kyle.
"Yo dude, I didn't beat my dick for 3 days over vacation! When I got home, I fired off a huge Chris Kyle!"
by USNAVYSEALS January 5, 2023
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Kyle

"Hey have you seen Kyle"
"Ya, he's in the energy drink isle"
by JingleJangle AppA May 21, 2021
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kyle mckay

A kid who super white, acts black, secretly gay, and simps over ugly chicks.
Man that guy is such a Kyle Mckay
by Granddaddy gabe September 9, 2020
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Kyle

Kyle is a simp
by Chuck likes men September 17, 2020
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