One who, after ignoring every conceivable warning sign, now, suddenly, sees what everyone had been saying all along, feigning surprise at the end result, but only after the world has already watched the shit hit the fan, exactly as predicted.
January Republicans throwing Trump under the bus after supporting him for 4 years, you ain’t fooling anybody.
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"I'll just do something bodyweight at home... I don't want to deal with all the Januaries."
"First he did deadlifts with the worst form I've ever seen and then he started lecturing me on 5x5s. He's a fuckin January."
"First he did deadlifts with the worst form I've ever seen and then he started lecturing me on 5x5s. He's a fuckin January."
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Hey did you hear about what’s happening on January 13th? No what is it? It’s throw back Friday we dress like we did in 2015-2017. That sounds rad dude
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