January

Someone who only goes to the gym a few times a year, or who has only recently gone from reading online about fitness to exercising in real life.

"I'll just do something bodyweight at home... I don't want to deal with all the Januaries."

"First he did deadlifts with the worst form I've ever seen and then he started lecturing me on 5x5s. He's a fuckin January."

by theprotomen February 17, 2017

January 15, 2021

A local holiday in Utah where a female fiancé will bring their partner yummy food. Together they will celebrate the life of MLK and enjoy good conversations about civil rights. This day is a day for the fiancé to let her partner play Madden with his friends while she cuddles up to him/her.

Hey babe, tomorrow is January 15, 2021! Can you hang out?

by B3M13A20C21 January 14, 2021

January 10

The day you have to hug your gf/bf

Gf: hey you know what day it is?
Bf: yeah, its January 10th national hug you gf/bf day!
Gf: yeah so let’s hug! <33

by A.random.name January 10, 2022

January 16th

Which is today.

person: today is january 16th
person: yesterday was the 15th and

by Ceejus2005 January 15, 2020

January 13th

National Change Your Lockscreen to Shannon Kennedy Day

- Today is January 13th, you know what that means...
What?
- National Change Your Lockscreen to Shannon Kennedy Day!!! You have to change your lockscreen to our one and only queen, Shannon Kennedy.

by shannonkennedyluvr123 January 13, 2021

January 17

Go bye ur siblings someone

It’s January 17th ! Tht means go buy ur sibling something

by zzainab_rrehman August 7, 2021

January 20

The day were your boyfriend has to send a nut video but with the sound on

Person 1: hey did you hear it’s January 20 you know what the means

Person 2: yeah my bf already sent the video with the sound on

by Mikayla_has_hoes January 20, 2021