When you're extended family visits and all hell breaks loose, leaving the home a barren wasteland of depravity
Kevin: "Buzz, I hate you and everyone else in this family"
Buzz: "STFU and eat my pants, you twerp"
Kevin: "This isn't hell... this is home-aggedon"
Buzz: "STFU and eat my pants, you twerp"
Kevin: "This isn't hell... this is home-aggedon"
by Jack's Pepper Cheeze January 6, 2024
Get the Home-aggedonmug. A player who shows consistent lack of skill/talent/ability. You place these players as far away as possible from scoring opportunities. They show some ability in that they can skate and hit. Coaches will often tell them it's because they are needed back to protect the net.
by stayathomedefence March 24, 2017
Get the stay at home defencemug. A colloquial term used to refer to "college" after a prolonged stay, typically when a student has taken six years or more to graduate. This reflects a sense of familiarity and permanence, as the college experience extends beyond the typical timeframe.
After spending nearly seven years there, I started calling college my home, feeling more connected to the campus than ever.
by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025
Get the homemug. From American Dad, season 12, episode 20, "Gift Me Liberty":
Stan: "I know you're hiding sonething!"
Dick: "(Sobs.) OK! OK! I'm the one taking dumps in the urinals. I call them 'inside-the-park home run'."
Stan: "I know you're hiding sonething!"
Dick: "(Sobs.) OK! OK! I'm the one taking dumps in the urinals. I call them 'inside-the-park home run'."
by Kefteniglo February 14, 2017
Get the Inside-the-park home runmug. by HGkriminal March 31, 2024
Get the Home Garden Kriminalsmug. I'm Esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F0 F11 F12 PrtScSysRq PauseBreak Ins Del `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+ Backspace Home Tab qwertyuiop{}\| Pg Up Caps Lock asdfghjkl;:'" Enter Pg Dn Shift zxcvbnm,<.>/? Shift End Crtl Fn Alt Alt Gr Crtl, i don't know what to do.
by 673020218 RISA HONTIVEROS December 31, 2024
Get the Esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F0 F11 F12 PrtScSysRq PauseBreak Ins Del `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+ Backspace Home Tab qwertyuiop[{]}\| Pg Up Caps Lock asdfghjkl;:'" Enter Pg Dn Shift zxcvbnm,<.>/? Shift End Crtl Fn Alt Alt Gr Crtlmug. The act of when you are about to ejaculate while performing a penetration sexual act in which you pull out of your partner(s) and proceed to smack your genitalia against the gluteus maximus of your partner while they take the most atrocious bowel movement on your penis which you then proceed to swing your penis covered in feces while timing it exactly when you ejaculate on to your partner's face causing a feces and sperm collision while yelling "Home run!!" in the state of New Jersey.
Boyfriend: "Hey honey, I did a Jersey Home Run to your dad last night!! He now lets me have your hand in marriage."
Concerned cousin: "WHAT"
Concerned cousin: "WHAT"
by TrippyTabs May 24, 2024
Get the Jersey Home Runmug.