Tossed the ham

When you finally leave something or someone you realized was complete trash.

1. My job f*cking sucked so I finally tossed the ham.
2. My ex was ugly and smelt bad so I tossed the ham..

by Jillpill March 30, 2019

Stinky Ham

When a women that your having sex with has a stinky vagina.

Damn Megan had that Stinky Ham I couldn’t even fuck her no more.

by MichaelFatCock June 1, 2021

Mayonnaise, cheese, and ham

The act between two gay men, where Partner 1 climaxes in Partner 2's cheesy foreskin (Hence the mayonnaise and cheese).

Upon completing this act, Partner 2 proceeds to give a rimjob to Partner 1, completing the act with a face full of ham.

Keith: "So how did you and you husband celebrate your 10 year anniversary?"

Alex: "Oh, he gave me a mayonnaise, cheese, and ham!"

K: "So he only gave you a sandwich? How romantic."

A: "Yeah... A sandwich..."

by DudeWithWeirdWords July 10, 2021

Ham

A slang term for cat, specifically one who is thicc and chonky.

Person 1: look at that thicc ass ham
Person 2: thats a cat?
Person 1: nah thats a HAM.

by ThatStupidLittleDevil May 22, 2020

boiled ham

This is in reference to a legend in the Dark Age of Camelot community. The player took on the form Boiled Ham late in his gaming career.

Boy - “Omg look it’s Boiled Ham!

Girl - “My panties are soaked right now”.
Boy - “Mine too”.

by Syndiddy February 9, 2019

ham

muslims favouraite food

'i love ham'

by Cons2pation nation February 8, 2018

shawn ham

a Nigga wit a stupid LONG ASS DICK,he is good in bed,and is kind and smart.He is also about that life period pooh.

shawn ham-damn look at shawn fine ass.

by john is the shit April 10, 2020