Same-dating occurs when the two individuals in a couple each have dated an ex-girlfriend/ex-boyfriend who are now currently dating each other. When this occurs, each member (of the two couples) has same-dated every other member in the group.
Guy: "Hi honey, did you hear that my ex-girlfriend, Stacy is dating your ex-boyfriend Kevin?"
Girl: "Ewwww! I can't believe I same-dated Stacy!"
Guy: "Yeah, and now I'm eskimo brothers with Kevin!"
Girl: "Ewwww! I can't believe I same-dated Stacy!"
Guy: "Yeah, and now I'm eskimo brothers with Kevin!"
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(noun)
A dating reality where nobody meets real people anymore — just filtered versions, curated profiles, AI-polished bios, trauma-fueled expectations, and algorithm-approved illusions.
You're not dating a human. You're dating their simulacrum — a copy of a copy of who they think they should be.
Everyone shows up with:
• emotional baggage (the pathosphere)
• digital masks and highlight-reel personalities (the simulacra)
The result?
Two illusions flirting, trauma bonding, ghosting, love-bombing, and blocking each other — all before anyone meets in person.
Example:
“Bro, she wasn’t crazy. You were just trapped in the Pathosphere of Simulacra Dating. That wasn’t her — that was her Instagram ghost with trauma issues.”
(noun)
A dating reality where nobody meets real people anymore — just filtered versions, curated profiles, AI-polished bios, trauma-fueled expectations, and algorithm-approved illusions.
You're not dating a human. You're dating their simulacrum — a copy of a copy of who they think they should be.
Everyone shows up with:
• emotional baggage (the pathosphere)
• digital masks and highlight-reel personalities (the simulacra)
The result?
Two illusions flirting, trauma bonding, ghosting, love-bombing, and blocking each other — all before anyone meets in person.
Example:
“Bro, she wasn’t crazy. You were just trapped in the Pathosphere of Simulacra Dating. That wasn’t her — that was her Instagram ghost with trauma issues.”
“Bro, she wasn’t crazy. You were just trapped in the Pathosphere of Simulacra Dating. That wasn’t her — that was her Instagram ghost with trauma issues.”
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John: Aww yea, wanna go on a j-date?
John: Aww yea, wanna go on a j-date?
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"You brought flowers to pick me up from the airport?! You soppy date." (He earned major brownie points)
"He loves this movie because it reminds him of when he met Mum. Soppy date." (More derogatory, but still endearing)
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Get the Soppy date mug.When a girl can't keep a guy's attention for more than several days. When you see a friend with a different girl on his arm every week, he is suffering from Advanced Date ADD.
John: Hey Phil, I'd like you to meet Amber.
Phil: Oh, I thought you were with Melissa.
John: Nah.
Phil: That was a week ago. You got that Date ADD, bro.
Phil: Oh, I thought you were with Melissa.
John: Nah.
Phil: That was a week ago. You got that Date ADD, bro.
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