A cock race happens when one semi truck tries to take over another on a two lane highway, and inadvertently holds up traffic due to both drivers wanting to be in the front, and both drivers driving at basically the same speed. A cock race can take anywhere from 30 seconds to 10 minutes, and if ever experienced, can be one of the more frustrating things about a long drive.
Friend 1: "Hurry the f*ck up man, I gotta shit my asshole out!"
Friend 2: "I can't because these motherf*cking truckers are cock racing! The ret*rds are going the same speed!"
Friend 1: "Get in their blind spot bro!"
Friend 2: "I can't because these motherf*cking truckers are cock racing! The ret*rds are going the same speed!"
Friend 1: "Get in their blind spot bro!"
by kkbb May 12, 2020
Get the Cock Racingmug. Mostly used by YourRage.
When someone does something outrageous, it would be nearly impossible to do.
When someone does something outrageous, it would be nearly impossible to do.
YourRage: “If Flight would ever score three points on me, two points on me in a basketball game. I’ll suck a cock.
by YourKnees July 12, 2021
Get the suck a cockmug. by UrbanChaos December 17, 2009
Get the cock warpmug. Peter:"So before I was done, I asked her if she was hungry, she siad yes so I gave her a mouth full of my cock yogurt.
Ben: "nice one dude"
Ben: "nice one dude"
by Peter Murray January 10, 2008
Get the cock yogurtmug. A black bird with blue or green feathers and black spots. It isn't a peacock, Stop trying to prove me wrong.
*Josie sends a picture of a beautiful cock of pee to the group chat*
Cassie: What a wonderful cock of pee
Shelby: It's a peacock, cass.
Cassie: No, It's a cock of pee
Cassie: What a wonderful cock of pee
Shelby: It's a peacock, cass.
Cassie: No, It's a cock of pee
by Cock of pee February 14, 2017
Get the Cock of peemug. Car cock
An inexplicable throbbing 'diamond cutter' of an erection whilst driving, without any internal or external sexual encouragement or stimulation. The 'car cock' situation can arrive unannounced and last for an unspecified time frame that leaves the afflicted unable to extricate himself from the vehicle until he is back to a socially acceptable state (or until a willing passenger has "assisted" in reducing the inflammation).
This condition has also been known to occur as "doctors waiting room cock" and "about to stand up to make a speech in front of your work colleagues and management team cock" or very rarely as "about to meet the new girlfriends parents in a restaurant for the first time cock"
An inexplicable throbbing 'diamond cutter' of an erection whilst driving, without any internal or external sexual encouragement or stimulation. The 'car cock' situation can arrive unannounced and last for an unspecified time frame that leaves the afflicted unable to extricate himself from the vehicle until he is back to a socially acceptable state (or until a willing passenger has "assisted" in reducing the inflammation).
This condition has also been known to occur as "doctors waiting room cock" and "about to stand up to make a speech in front of your work colleagues and management team cock" or very rarely as "about to meet the new girlfriends parents in a restaurant for the first time cock"
"Im sorry kids, we cant sit inside Crunchy Fried Chicken today, we are gonna have to go to the drive thru......daddies got car cock"
by Burning blue soul January 8, 2017
Get the Car cockmug. 