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chop joe

when you’re trying to type coochie in a group chat but if you don’t type quick enough they’ll move onto a different conversation so you accidentally type chop joe
"you need to shave your chop joe, it's like a forest down there"
by fishfingerz June 21, 2023
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Jap chop

To forcefully chop the shit out of someone's throat. Forcing them to choke
Liz lipped off to Mike. So Mike jap chopped the shit outta Liz
by Sjco13 December 3, 2016
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Chopped

When something makes you mad
Bro sydney has me hella chopped
by Paleontology master July 11, 2022
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Clam chops

Clam = vagina, Chops = face
Clam chops = vagina face

Friendly insult toward your esteemed chaps
Sheila: Thanks for the top root ey cunt.
Bloke: Yeah you too clam chops.

See that ugly bird over there?

Who? you mean clam chops?
by nigeLpredator February 7, 2017
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Ching Chong Chode Chop

Ching Chong Chode Chop is a common game, also refered too as "homies test" and "slamajamahama meat mopping."
Two male contestants (refered to as the Holy Subjects), a male Host (refered to as the Nibba Lord), two females (refered to as the Pussy Prospectors) and at least 3 audience members.

The game is played as followed:
The Nibba Lord will ask a common sense question. The Holy Subjects must answer within 2 seconds, and if a Subject fails to answer correctly or takes too long, the game is brought into phase 2.

In phase two, both Holy Subjects must run towards their assigned Pussy Prospector, declothe them and perform sexual intercourse as fast as possible to the point of ejaculation. The last one to have an orgasm will be brought to the Balls of Shame.

In the Balls of Shame, the losing Holy Subject and a random audience member will be brought up to the stage. The Subject will then have his penis cut off. The dismembered genitals will be inserted deep in the anus of the audience member. The audience member will have to perform oral sex with a random Pussy Prospector while roped to the ceiling and shaken around. The audience member has to orgasm before the dismembered penis falls out of their anus. If they succeed, then they get to leave. If they lose, they are shot and killed on the spot.
Sam: hey man i played Ching Chong Chode Chop last night and i cummed in that bitch so hard my penis cut itself off
Fredrick: i want to become trans and be a Pussy Prospector
by nebula49 December 31, 2020
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