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Table Captain

THE SICK FUCK IN THIRD GRADE THAT BITCHED ME AROUND TO GET MY GOD DAMN CRAYONS.
im gonna beat the shit outta the table captain.
by That one taco June 18, 2016
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Captain’s Spa Day

To listen to loud music while drinking alcohol in the shower.
“After a long day, I like to grab a six pack of Smirnoff Ice, blast some TOOL, and have a Captain’s Spa Day.
by StogieBoi September 13, 2020
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captain kidd

the man who made our cause that is just (grugang) the legend himself and friend of Alphard. his legions generals include Dr.Donk Ryuji red sent and Marcus
by dracon56 November 12, 2020
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loose captain

A phrase commonly used in Philadelphia, meaning that the person’s mental faculties are basically not working normally because of either a drug/narcotics problem or serious mania of schizophrenia, bipolar, or BPD. In this phrase essentially, the captain is a metaphor for the person’s mind and loose means they have basically lost it.
“you see that fellow, Matthew?”
“yes, something does not seem normal”
“Exactly, he has lost his mind. His mind is a loose captain . He has been like that for a while.”
“Oh, the captain is loose? That saddens me.”
by phillyjoe555 February 26, 2024
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Captain save a ho

Wanting to be a super muhfucka but end up looking like a dumbass.
Exp; *Random person getting jump*

*they friend come up*

friend: yall not finna jump my dawg.

*one of the person jumping his friend*

Jumper 1: yo ass wanna be captain save a ho so bad.

Jumper 2: exactly
by OgBadbitty June 20, 2025
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Booty captain

When you’ve eaten so much ass they you claim the deserve the mantle of the booty captain
You are the jack sparrow of eating ass, you are the booty captain
by Lil pingu May 15, 2018
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Captain Obvious

A person who states painfully obvious facts or statements very loudly or repetitively.
Dude: Man, I think that guy just blew you off Jessica.
Jessica: Thanks, Captain Obvious
by Xcain February 28, 2020
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