poster-face

Someone who is so hot and sexy their face belongs on a poster. Basically an all-around stud. Think of Brad Pitt and Marilyn Monroe's love child, then multiply by 1000.

Hot girl 1: That guy over there is super cute!
Hot girl 2: He's more than cute, he's a poster-face.
Drooling frenzied crowd of hot girls: OMG WE LOVE HIM SOOooOO MUCH!!!11!!2!!

by <3Ponsvir999 April 28, 2010

Ugg-face

Those sorority girls who wear ugg boots and northface jackets on a college campus, along with sweatpants and bedhead. An oxymoran because they are typically very attractive.

Did you see that ugg-face walking to class wearing the hot pink sweatpants.

by thecichlidpleco February 24, 2010

blumkin face

The facial expression of guilt you have, when just received a blumkin , (which is receiving a blow job, while taking a shit).

- "Oh Fuck.. please don't tell our mother about you giving me a blumkin..." !!

- " haha, that's a blumkin face brother"

by DonJuan10000 April 22, 2011

squirell-faced

To be annebriated on mass quantities of marijuana and beer and/or whiskey.

Kinash was so squirell-faced there was squirells scurrying all over him.

by nick moore February 16, 2006

wurzel face

someone with a gigantic beard resembling pubic hair

God! Look at Wurzel Face over there! thats so disgusting that i pooped myself!

by andy richens November 7, 2006

cheater face

A man who cheats on his perfect, beautiful, do good wife for no real apparent reason at all.

I just found out that my husband is a cheater face.

Look hunny, your friend is cheaterfacing on his wife.

by Selina, January 1, 2009

Struggle face

A visually unpleasant face.
A very ugly face.

Sentence: That girl has a nice body but I couldn't do it because she had a struggle face.

by Indigochild November 10, 2013