ranger boner

A military joke, meaning a hardcore boner.

He had a ranger boner!

by Julie October 22, 2004

cigarette boner

When you bump your cigarette into something but don't quite lose the cherry, it turns up wards and forms a "cigarette boner" that continues to curl upwards

"Fuck I bumped my cigarette....it's ok I just got a cigarette boner now."

by ayfoxtron November 3, 2008

boner salad

a festive of international ejaculating cock

Chloe enjoys a frequent boner salad

by A&V June 13, 2008

wenis boner

when you quickly extend your arm inward, stretching the skin apart on your elbow, making it hard and boner-like.

Zack: dude, I reached up really fast to slap the bug off my shoulder, and everybody saw my wenis boner!

me: dang, dude was it bad

zack: it was all dirty from being outside

by the def person February 23, 2008

Boner Storm

When one's partner does not offer sexual relief for some time, then one night or day, begins to tease or contantly arouse the victim, causing the victim to constantly gain and lose a boner, which eventually causes small quater sized wet marks in the victim's underware.

"The girls at the club gave me a boner storm, now I need new sweat pants"

by Dejackamo VonRictor January 13, 2007

Boner Kill

A really ugly girl

my cock was hard until i saw the boner-kill

by kapaddy October 23, 2003

Boner Police

A person who has the occupation of getting rid of person's erection by any means necessary. Boner Policeman are mostly busy during the morning and are welll known for giving out citations at (lack of a better term) booby bars.

I woke up with the morning wood and the boner police dismantled my erection.
I listened too Taylor Swift and obtained an erection but the boner police were able to dispose of it with a very simple citation.

by Ham Sale September 1, 2009