my bf august

he has the biggest dick in america.when this man fucks peope it takes 9 hours fr them to be able to walk again.i love this man sos soso much and i will never let him go

"yo did you see my bf august.he def pulls bitches"

by its luci July 19, 2022

August 13

If you’re born on this day it is required that you be sent a titty/booty pic by whoever you show this definition to

Person born on August 13:Hey it’s August 13 , my birthday
Other person: Ok bet *new attachment*

by Joker13822 June 26, 2024

August 12

Today is NATIONAL FRIENDS APPRECIATION DAY‼️‼️🎉 which means post your friendssss and why you appreciate them

Girl1:why you posting me today

Girl2:because it august 12

by Youllwe August 12, 2023

August 8th

National simp gabby day is when all the down bad fn kids ask gabby out and hope for a vouch

Its august 8th again.
Oh shit gabbies dms are flooded

by zeo1 August 8, 2021

August 4th

The day were every E has to shut up

Emma:”Hey guys”
Friend: “Its august 4th”
Em:”Aw shit”

by Epeoplehater August 3, 2022

August 5th

August 5th is the day where any James and his significant other can send nudes to eachother. Because of this special day, the 2 of them get a free pass.

Today is august 5th...you know what that means!

by Imjustanurbandictionaryhoe August 5, 2020

August 8

National ass pic day. Today is the day to ask for that ass pic

Person 1:could you send me a picture of your ass?
Person 2:it's August 8th I have to

by anonymous August 7, 2024