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Irish Cooler

I put your two cold half pints of whiskey in that irish cooler.
by bruno gaboni September 16, 2016
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Irish Flamethrower

When a person of Irish decent butt chugs Jameson’s whiskey, thus stimulating extreme indigestion. Said persons lays on their back in front of a campfire with their bare anus exposed. They proceed to flatulate violently, expelling both noxious gasses and residual unabsorbed Jameson’s, thus producing a fiery ass-geyser that is reminiscent of the glory that is Yellowstone geyser...but with fire. BEHOLD THE IRISH FLAMETHROWER.
Little Keith wanted his impress his friends. Little Keith decided to show them the Irish Flamethrower.
by Moetalent November 22, 2020
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Irish Lullaby

The act of taking 4 shots of whiskey in under a minute
"Last night I took an Irish Lullaby before the party"
by Big Richard 6T9 November 1, 2018
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Irish layoff

When your employer stops engaging you or giving you work to do in the hopes that you’ll just go away.
I’ve been waiting for months for an assignment, do you think I’m getting an Irish layoff?
by Chuckaknight February 15, 2024
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The curse of the Irish carrot

When you date Irish men and they have small dicks. Aka carrot dicks. It’s a curse. Probably a curse from the English. Can be associated with ginger Irish men but can be all Irish men.
I met this great guy but he is an Irish ginger. He’s been hit with…. The curse of the Irish Carrot. His dick is small and I don’t feel much. I’m devastated.
by Sucks longer May 9, 2022
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Irish Bail

When you impregnate your girlfriend/wife before the start of a long prison sentence so she's occupied for the duration.
The Judge gave Billy 10 years but luckily his girlfriend received irish bail so she'll have something do to while Billy is away.
by SoberCaine November 6, 2021
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Irish plague

Me to my girlfriend before we got busy for the first time: 'I have the Irish Plague'

Her in her charming New York accent: 'You asshole, I don't want to catch that'
Me: 'No, it means me prick is small'
by Getstheladies May 15, 2016
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