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Joning

Joning-(verb)

Definition:
The act of doing something dumb or foolish, typically a mistake that would usually be made only by beginners.

Originated from the phrase "being a Mr. Jon."
"Bro, did you just rush towards the enemies with no armor? Stop Joning!"
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Cobey Jones

me: dam you look like Cobey Jones

friend: im not that tall
by Y karen? September 16, 2020
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Jessica Seaborne Jones

So sexy and amazing she has a massive ass.
Jessica Seaborne Jones ? Wow!
by abyssalllll April 15, 2023
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Jones Luck

A ridiculously long term of unbelievable, against all odds, bizarre barrage of unfortunate and unforeseen incidents, actions and behaviours that boggle the normal mind.

Those with Jones Luck are often accused of the gift of story telling but the afflicted know the struggles of Jonesian Action vs. Regular individual luck outcome measurements. (Murphys were not included in final outcomes as they have their own law that defines them)
Logic: “It is scientifically unheard of that a child would get hit in the face with a ball every school year
Jones luck: kid gets hit in face/head every year of school in ways that no one could have guessed or conjured. Almost humorous in nature after a while.
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james jones

dude you're so james jones
by goolgoog August 29, 2020
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grace price-jones

grace price-jones is sexyyyyy
by poiuytrewsiopolkijuh March 18, 2020
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