Canadian Mongoose

An aggressively sexual man/woman who enjoys sucking on toes and fingers. Usually identifies as a bisexual.

“That Canadian Mongoose sucked me off so good last night. I nutted 3 times”

by DustanStrokez420 August 31, 2022

Canadian corn

Its when 1 guy is blowing another guy with a mouth full of corn until he cums but has to eat the corn after

Hey buddy wanna go make some canadian corn

by Mayonnaise.28 August 31, 2022

Canadian Rubik’s Cube

A sex act in which a subject is lubed in maple syrup, and gang banged by 3 males of 6 different ethnicities.

I walked in on my girlfriend receiving a Canadian Rubik’s cube when I came home for my lunch break

by Dalton and Zach September 7, 2022

Canadian Security Intelligence Service

lego classified people lmfao

hey, do you work at the Canadian Security Intelligence Service?
lol no, i cant tell u lmao

by Lego Classified September 8, 2022

Canadian Pogo

The act of performing anal sex with maple syrup as lube.

Guy 1: Dude I gave Claire a Canadian Pogo last night.
Guy 2: Did you make her eat it after?
Guy 1: You're God-damned right.

by Guble September 19, 2022

Canadian Teagan Meter

The act of inserting one’s finger into another persons anus while fighting. This act usually ends the fight instantly.

I gave my roomate the Canadian Teagan Meter last night while we were grappling.

by Radial_Engine September 27, 2022

The Canadian Moose Buckler

A sexual act most commonly seen in heterosexual couples. The male begins by positioning himself in all fours. The female then proceeds to get behind the male, grab his erect penis from the back, bring it towards her, and point his head 45 degrees distally away from his body and towards her. The female then proceeds to mount the males erect penis and continually “ride” him until completion or satisfaction.

Hey Steve, whatever happened with you and Tiffany last night? Tiffany and I left the party and spent the night together. She gave me the Canadian Moose Buckler. It was great.

by mmaest24 October 11, 2022