Ringing query

When you can only think about perfect stimulants because you had been on a marathon filled with drugs and overinflated genitals in porn. Being trapped in a fake-hype.

- can you focus a bit more?
- ringing query!!!

by mefistofelesiskis February 2, 2022

Russian nose ring

Cumming in someones mouth the same time you make them laugh so cum shoots out their nose

Becky was pleasing me and i told a joke as i came and she got a Russian nose ring

by GeneralAirlo June 19, 2023

fudge ring

What happens around your mouth when retards eat at ice cream social.

This has no meaning related to butts or poo, get your mind out of the gutter.

Steve was just trying to fit in at the ice cream social, but his fudge ring and chocolate covered hands made him look like an outcast.

by not_gogos July 22, 2012

From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king! Where’s my crown that’s my bling always trouble when I ring

The greatest literary lyrical ever wrote for a song.

Person 1: "From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king! Where’s my crown that’s my bling always trouble when I ring "
Person 2: "I don't know what song this is but I just got a goosebumps just from listening to it"

by Mr_Mogus October 14, 2024

No ring no thing

If there is no engagement ring it’s fair game

“She’s in a relationship but no ring no thing”

by Jemma-1299 July 19, 2024

Texas Sized Chili Ring

The un-wiped shit-covered asshole of a morbidly obese woman

Waiter: Have you decided on an order?
Connor: I’ll have a Texas Sized Chili Ring
Waiter: Alright, and how about you, sir?
Garrett: Make that two, sir

by D4L3 July 21, 2022

Ring Dings & HoHos

Shit. Bullshit.

Man, that a load of Ring Dings & HoHos!

I got find a Hess quick! Man, got drop a mess of Ring Dings & HoHos…

by o0ill0o October 20, 2023