Poking the Pork Chops

Bouncing off of a girl's (or guy's, whatever you're into) ass as you have sex with them from behind. Whether it's anal or vaginal intercourse is completely irrelevant.

"So what did you do last night, dude?"
"Oh you know, just hung out with Stacy's mom and was poking the pork chops."

by A_sphincter_says_what August 11, 2013

hold my chop cheese

A big insult among New Yorkers saying this to someone can lead to physical altercations resulting in someone getting hurt. Use these words wisely in NYC

Shut up and hold my chop cheese!

by PapiDagraon August 26, 2022

Chopped

Toronto slang for one that is especially not present mentally at most waking hours of their life. In other words, they are chopped in the head, or just simply CHOPPED. Equivalent to the saying " You're Fucked" used in Trailer Park Boys. Terminology originated deep in Scarberia.

"Bruh this gyal(?) Debbie is chopped as hell"
"CHROMESMOKE" - Chromazz (a chopped individual uttering nonsense)
"I only date white manz that have neck tats cause I'm fuckin chopped fammmm" - Debbie Parkway

by barleyharlsack August 29, 2019

i have not the chops to perform

I have not the chops to perform anymore

I have not the chops to perform with Black Sabbath anymore, said Bill Ward to a magazine. He wants to mean that he has not enough energies to play drums in a concert at the age of 73.

by Orso March 13, 2021

Chop

Meaning sex but more akin to the word fuck in its vulgarity

I chopped a peng ting last night
Was she any good?
Yeah man, that girl can chop

Meaning: I fucked a good looking girl last night
Was she any good?
Yes, she can fuck!

by Fluent street June 3, 2018

Pork chop

In the old southern USA, it meant something to do with a vagina. The reason I guess this is that Memphis Minnie sang a song called 'I'm selling my pork chops (but I'm giving my gravy away)'. She often sang songs about prostitution (Can I do it for you?, Down in the Alley, Kissing in the dark). No Idea what she meant by 'gravy', but for sure it will be related.

'I'm selling my pork chops (but I'm giving my gravy away)'

by Jom6 August 6, 2017

chop joe

when you’re trying to type coochie in a group chat but if you don’t type quick enough they’ll move onto a different conversation so you accidentally type chop joe

"you need to shave your chop joe, it's like a forest down there"

by fishfingerz June 21, 2023