paper

some thing you wipe your end with

I use paper to wipe my bum

by Lebas goofy ahhh March 5, 2022

Great on Paper Couple

NOUN: When 2 people seem like a perfect match: they have a lot in common, are both attractive, have mutual friends...just no sexual chemistry.

I set up my cousin and my best friend, but it turns out they are just a Great on Paper Couple. Too bad, because I think they're perfect for each other and it would really work out for me.

by Sisters from Another Mister January 12, 2026

Paper Skeleton

An alternative name for a bureaucrat.

Person C: "Who's the suit"
Person A: "This paper skeleton has been sent in by the district"

by Jorjor137 January 27, 2026