cap city central

Person A: Yo, I skibidi'ed this lit girl last night

Person B: 🤔 Oh, cap city central alert! 🚨 Bro, you've been saying that since dinosaurs roamed the Earth. 🦕💤

Person A: Nah, for real, we were vibing, no cap! 🙌

Person B: 🤥 Bro, you're in Fantasyland with Mickey Mouse right now. 🏰🐭 That's some skibidi-level storytelling. #FictionalFacts

Person A: Nah, dead serious! She was feeling my vibe, I swear! 💯🔥

Person B: 🤣 Sure, she was feeling the vibe like Pluto feels the gravitational pull of Mars. 🪐 #OutOfThisWorldLies

Person A: Man, you never believe me!

Person B: 🙄 Because you're the mayor of Cap City Central! 🎩🏛️ #ElectionDayEveryday

Person A: Come on, bruh, I'm not capping! She even texted me this morning. 😏

Person B: 🤨 Oh really? Show me the receipts then! 📲👀

Person A: My phone died, man! But she was all about those good vibes. 😎💬

Person B: 🚨 Emergency alert! Code red cap city central! 🚨 Bro, your phone's got more issues than a math book. 📚📱 #TechnicalDifficulties

Person A: You gotta trust me on this one, fam!

Person B: Trust? 🤣 That's a skibidi-level request! You're more likely to find Bigfoot riding a unicorn. 🦄👣 #LegendaryLies

Person A: Whatever, man. You just jealous.

Person B: Jealous of your cap collection? 🧢😂 I'm good, bro. I'll be over here in the land of non-fiction. 📖🌍 👸🎭 #CapCityParade
by duncan harry February 26, 2024
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cap city central

A: Yo, I lowkey bagged this mad baddie last night.
B: That’s cap city central. Ain’t no way my g.
A: Bruh, on god.
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cap city central

A: Yo, I lowkey bagged this mad baddie last night.
B: That’s cap city central. Ain’t no way my g.
A: Bruh, on god.
by February 26, 2024
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Seat Caps

n. A saying you call out to prevent others from sitting in your spot; often shows your friends' respect for you.
Null and void if your friends really don't give a shit about you.
When you're at the superbowl and you want to save the best seat in the living room, you'll want to call Seat Caps so when you get back from the bathroom you can get back to that sweet ass couch.
by Markee Mark May 10, 2007
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Cap-cunt

A conversation between Capcom fans
OP: “I like Resident Evil 8, it’s actually pretty good!”
Reply: “Preposterous! Nothing will ever beat Resident Evil 4!”
OP: “Oh lord, it’s a Cap-cunt.”
by ninuno January 24, 2023
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Dahi Cap Konek

Directly translated into English as 'Penis stamped forehead', it is a phrase use to describe women who jump in and out of relationships that lasts a short duration or have many exes and sexual encounters.
Jennifer Lopez is what we Malays call “dahi cap konek”. Kalau tak ada jantan tak boleh hidup. - asonofapeach
by sambalbelacanbasi May 27, 2021
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trunce cap

What a trump supporter should wear facing the corner.
THAT LOUD MOUTH MORON SHOULD WEAR A TRUNCE CAP!
ANYONE BRINGING BACK COAL DESERVES A TRUNCE CAP
by bBITEME July 11, 2018
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