Guy 1- Hey did you feel that
Guy 2- yeah, I think. did your penis feel like it was tingling to, that was just a sam. She just looked at you it'll go away.
Guy 1- my dick hasn't worked in 20 years.
Guy 2- your lucky. The sam is has a special gift. Her ass is so big it sounds like two bongo drums and when the sam looks at you your penis seems to be bigger then before.
Guy 2- yeah, I think. did your penis feel like it was tingling to, that was just a sam. She just looked at you it'll go away.
Guy 1- my dick hasn't worked in 20 years.
Guy 2- your lucky. The sam is has a special gift. Her ass is so big it sounds like two bongo drums and when the sam looks at you your penis seems to be bigger then before.
Man 1-I was a 3 inch pinch. But for some reason I heard what sounded like bongo drums and saw his shining silhouette of an angle. my dick gre 9 inches I'm working as a porn star.
Guy 2. You musta seen a sam.
Guy 2. You musta seen a sam.
by #15shouldabeenswallowed January 30, 2022
Get the Sammug. crisis that happens in mid life where you feel like you didn't achieve anything, didn't do anything
and get angry and upset at the whole life decisions. and all they want is really a person to put them on a leash and roughly fuck brains out and makes you a personal little slut and plays games
and the only person met like that is online and lives in another part of the world
and get angry and upset at the whole life decisions. and all they want is really a person to put them on a leash and roughly fuck brains out and makes you a personal little slut and plays games
and the only person met like that is online and lives in another part of the world
I am so angry and stressed out that I wish i had someone to spend the time with is called Sam-Mantha-Mid-Life-Crisis
by MoR.Prophesy July 13, 2020
Get the Sam-Mantha-Mid-Life-Crisismug. 
Sam is a very kind heart warming boy, you would love to date him as he treats his friends and none friends and girls the same you will love him.Me and Sam has gotten closer threw out these years he’s like a brother to me I love him so much.You would be lucky if this wonderful cute boy would date you.💖💕
by Nasie NS voble January 5, 2020
Get the Sammug. by Ayo?! January 17, 2023
Get the Sammingmug. The name Sam is only used for dickheads who support the worse football team, Sam is good looking but Sam's are cunts, keep away from the name Sam.
by Memes1 December 10, 2019
Get the Sammug. Sam Gilbank is a sexy sonofabitch who gets many ladies. He is also a war veteran who fought for the release of british prisoners of war in brazil. He is best know for the worlds largest penis.
by NotSamGilbank October 5, 2020
Get the Sam Gilbankmug.