Snot rocket

When you blow your nose with a females vagina lips, then proceed to fuck her.

Gave this bi**h the snot rocket!!

by F1yingot June 6, 2019

n1 rocket

If it looks like an N1 rocket, and it smells like an N1 rocket, then it will probably blow up your launch site like an N1 rocket

Wow, that rocket launch was a real N1 rocket

by exportedtoastie September 7, 2020

Rocket plunger

When having anal sex with someone and instead of ejaculating you pee. Resembling a pump up water rocket.

My girlfriend told me to pound her fartbox and I slipped her the rocket plunger

by Scubastevo December 18, 2024

rip and rocket

When you're getting a hand job and a wax job at the same time. Make sure it's from one of the cute asians, not the fugly one

Friend: How was the wax job?
Me: It was good. She gave me the ol' rip and rocket
Friend: Sick!

by deejaay_cs October 21, 2017

Pump Action Yoghurt Rocket

Pump Action Yoghurt Rocket: Slang name for the male genital organ of higher vertebrates, carrying the duct for the transfer of sperm during copulation. In humans and most other mammals, it consists largely of erectile tissue and serves also for the elimination of urine.

Brenda fancied Jonny quite a lot. So leaned over and whispered in his ear, "after lunch i would like a go on your pump action yoghurt rocket please."

by yupyepyep June 4, 2017

rocket fuel

what my nan makes its 50-60%! seriously make you go blind drunk after 1 shot

me: hey look what my nan made
barry: what is it?
me: called rocket fuel its pretty much turpentine
barry: great lets have some
barry: holy shit!! "cough" "cough"
me: i cant see

by tim_howell November 28, 2007

Israeli Cock Rocket

Also known as "The Mortar", the Israeli Cock Rocket is a form of jacking off in which the subject nuts in a vertical uncoordinated fashion. To perform the Israeli Cock Rocket, the masturbator must be lying supine. Shortly before cumming (IE: while edging) the masturbator primes their dick with a crescendo of strokes which results in built up pressure. This increased pressure ensures the cum does not gently flow out of the dick like some pussy volcano but rather it shoots out in a chaotic unorganized fashion and most importantly gets some altitude. While cumming the masturbator must relax all other muscles in the body and work alongside their cock to ensure they and their member are on the same team. If performed properly, the load will be shot high enough to gain altitude and end up somewhere that may surprise you. Some very common places for the cum-load to end up include keyboards, phones, your face, your mother's picture, your family dog, the Pentagon and if you really know how to charge your load, maybe even a Palestinian village!

Counselor: So what brings you in today?
Johnny: Mom caught me doing the Israeli Cock Rocket
Counselor: I see, so you support genocide of sperm cells?
Johnny: What?!! NOOOOOOO
Counselor: I'm afraid the only way I can help you is CBT
Johnny: Cognitive Behavioral Therapy?
Counselor: What's that?

by keemstar the memestar June 7, 2024