Simp

A hoe ass nigga that talks to a girl in hopes of getting pussy

Ablai is a fucking simp

by Voramo December 7, 2019

SIMP

Popular Acronym from S1E25 of the hit animated TV Show Phineas and Ferb , where the side character, Candace Flynn, dances and sings about the Squirrels roaming around your pants.

Now somebody, anybody, everybody scream!
AHHHHHHH! There's squirrels in my pants!
That girl's got some serious squirrels in her pants.
There's squirrels in my pants!

Tell me what's making you jump like that!
SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats
SIMP,
Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
(S to the I to the M to the P)
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
Who you got back home, watering your plants?
SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
How can I qualify for government grants?
SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
Yeah, hypnotize me, put me in a trance
SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
Got an Aunt Florence living in France
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
(S to the I to the M to the P)
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!

by Dothefig December 9, 2019

Simp

Jose Quesada

Jose Quesada is a simp

by Jose Quesada is a simp December 16, 2019

simp

someone who baby rages. they spend a lot of money on women and in return get a hug, not that they wanted anything, but when they go home they cry like a baby, this is where the phrase babyraging comes from. a simp may also find a women and copy their interests automatically just for them to continue liking them and the affection to become increased.

non simp 1: ha ha James is being a simp.
non simp 2: look the stupid simp is copying her
non simp 1: dont speak too loud he might baby rage.

by Charlie Harker December 18, 2019

simp

dudes that idolize a girl that they will never make a move on due to their abnormally small penis

michael exuded big simp energy when he was too pussy to text claudia.

by ccd1999 December 18, 2019

Simp

A guy who gets played, knows he’s getting played, and continues to get played .

“Omar she’s cheated on you multiple times, stop being a simp and dump her.”
“Yeah but she’s changed.”
*gets cheated on again*

by SprayAdhesive December 20, 2019

Simp

Someone who gets played, knows they’re getting played, and continues to get played.

“Omar she’s cheated on you multiple times, stop being a simp and dump her.”
“No man I swear she’s changed.”
*gets cheated on again*

by SprayAdhesive December 20, 2019