Noah Helman

noah helman is the kind of guy who can sleep anywhere and is really bad at chemistry.

He failed? of course noah helman failed!

by bee1234567890 November 9, 2022

Noah

He is so sexy girls eat his peee peee every day

Wow I really want Noah's peee peee

by My willy is huge 🥵 June 2, 2022

Noah

a guy who somehow adopts every person as his younger sibling but has no regards or quips about taking care of himself.

Noah a good person but a dick about taking care of himself

by ashtrollingnoah October 1, 2021

Noah

A person who plays the 2048 game all the time in school and somehow still has the best grades in his class.

Guy 1: "Hey Noah can you help me with my homework?"
Noah: "Sorry I'm too busy playing 2048"

by DykarDyksson September 14, 2023

noah jay ross

A 12 trash talker that eats a lot of twinkies.

your such a noah jay ross

by SuchHacks November 29, 2017

noah

a guy who will steal your heart in a flash cause you give it to him.

person 1 - noah stole my heart

by poptartpoppin April 18, 2019

Noah

A toxic person who believes the world revolves around them.

User: Noah you cant go after your sister’s ex..
Noah: she should be happy for me!

by catluvr123 April 24, 2020