Top of the morning

Getting head in the morning, getting a blowjob in the morning.

Woke up and i'm sad because I didn't get any top of the morning.

by Hanumon March 19, 2024

Pancakes in the morning

When you wake up and your girlfriend/wife is making pancakes, you come up to her, pull down her pants and fuck her, and right before you bust, you pull out and cum on the pancakes. Then she eats them.

Ben woke up and saw Jenifer and decided he wanted some pancakes in the morning.

by Lowvaughm February 23, 2025

Built like morning breath

Xxoriginaldaze

Daze is built like morning breath

by 111211113455 April 25, 2025

Built like morning breath

Xxoriginaldaze

Daze is built like morning breath

by 111211113455 April 25, 2025

A Brazilian good morning

The act of mixing coffee grounds with sperm

Did you hear about Chuck he gave his girl a Brazilian good morning

by Dangerexpress April 29, 2025

of a morning

on most days before noon.

"I prefer to look out the window of a morning and decide then whether a coat is needed"

by Arminkshipper July 21, 2025

Mongolian Throat Moaning

a quote by Madam President about the disgusting sound that comes out of Maddox’s mouth every 5 seconds.

Person 1: What is that noise??

Person 2: Oh that's just Maddox, he's Mongolian Throat Moaning again.

Maddox: *mongolian throat moaning*

by Goofier October 5, 2025