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Matthew

An absolute sexyman with a cute smile. He’s got really bad music taste but you can ignore it because he’s just that cool. He can play tom’s diner on the guitar AND the piano, and he’s got really nice warm hands because he doesn’t have anaemia. Sexiest man alive 2021
Girl1: did you see that cute guy at lunch playing sudoku?
Girl2: oh yeah that’s Matthew
Bitches be crazy smh he’s mine
by dubchaeng9 November 25, 2021
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matthew

a sweet and charming person who is able to earn a lot of money without even trying. Girls fall in love with him as soon as they see. Matthew is a god in bed and can make girls cum just by thinking of him
omg that guy is so handsome! He must be Matthew
by urmomligmaass November 27, 2022
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matthew

That one ugly kid in middle school who was very popular but then when it got to highschool he got a glow up and everyone wanted him. Even secretly doing theatre and never liking sports he is always the one to pull many ladies. He is very opinionated and friends with only the girls.
“Matthew the orange isn’t that bad
by baddielucygirl December 13, 2022
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Guy 1: "Have you seen Matthew's cock?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, it's fucking massive!"
by Matthew's Massive Cock May 26, 2024
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Matthew

Cute e but will ask ur friend out after u brake up and then ur best friend will date him for 5 months or more and then u will fight with your best friend a lot and then find out a cute guy likes u a lot but u are to scared and shy 👉👈😥 to talk to him and ur name is probably trinity 🌸❤️
Matthew os a dick but Owen likes me what should i do?👉👈😣
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matthew barbosa is a dumb kid that thinks hes so funny by moaning in peoples ears and calling people daddy. matthew barbosa dick just gets smaller and smaller every day. matthew barbosa continues to harass people daily
by matthew barbosa hater January 25, 2022
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That weirdo matthew davies is a freak
by Johhny the Donny September 16, 2022
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