An egg looking ugly ass

An egg looking ugly ass is a person that has no hair line. The person normally is in his/her 40s and that fucks your mom.

Person 1: My principal is an egg looking ugly ass.

Person 2: Did you hear, he fucked your mom.
Person 1: Ohh well, She has HIV.

by Madkso June 23, 2018

Look at the pasties

When you are trying to hide laughter from someone.
You would 'Look at the pasties' when the laughter being seen would be damaging.

Tom and Jen played a prank on Dad by putting a joke ticket on his car, but had to hide their laughter as he approached by looking at the pasties.

Dude, she walks funny- its hilarious!! We need to look at the pasties so she doesn't see us.

by Tomjen August 17, 2009

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025

He look’s federal

A phrase said when observing a person who seems to be taking part in undercover surveillance activities, for criminal or other matters, on behalf of the state.

Guy 1: Put away your weed, look at that guy over there
Guy 2: yea, he look’s federal
Guy 3: That’s just my son Nathan Hammer you guys, he’s hoeless and has no relation to the state.
Guy 1: phewww, light the blunt then

by IamFUCKINGTHICCCCCC😤💦🍆👌🏿 April 7, 2021

Why did you look this up?

No, really, why did you look this up?

Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. 🤗💩🦄😇😱🖕

by William Shakes The Speare May 25, 2016

Looking fish

Suspicious , acting fishy, looking like a suspect

My wedding ring went missing while my dead beat brother and his girlfriend were visiting. They left abruptly and now my always broke brother came into a chunk of money and goes on vacation. I can’t prove anything but the are looking fish.

by YolandaCampbell August 9, 2021

look behind you

This phrase terrifies me to my very core because of one IGP video. It's this video about a subway train and somewhere at the end, the speaker that usually repeats the same phrases over and over again suddenly says a single very very unnerving loOk beHind youuu and Jesus Christ it scared the absolute hell out of me and IGP like AAAAAAA

Me: wow this video is pretty spooky

Speaker: ...police have investigated the murd- loOk beHind youuu

IGP: YO WTF

Me: YO WTF (but I'm more terrified)

by wtf do I write in here bro July 16, 2024