Beat a badger with A penis

When you think your partner is mad at you. And you have to fish the waters to find out if they are or if you are just over reacting. you use this phrase to cover your ass.

You: Babe why are you mad at me?

Them: I'm not. ( mad tone)

You: what you Look like I ''just beat a badger with a penis".

by Potatomans October 04, 2017

beat around the meat

The shit you've been laughing about the rest of the school day after your friend said it

Friend: so this one is 4.5 long right?
You: just make it five and have it done who gives a fuck
Friend: lets not beat around the meat dude just get the measurements right
You: HAHAHA ha ha funny... beat around the meat

Friend: CAN YOU GET THE FUCKING MEASUREMENTS???

by 4skinLiquor May 27, 2019

Bakersfield Beat Box

Motor boating of the Butt Cheeks.

That bitch last night begged me for the Bakersfield Beat Box!!!!!!!!!

by Broke4reel September 27, 2019

Beat my sack

To ferociously oblitorate your meat

Ayo beat my sack nigga

by SackSlaper December 22, 2017

tetris beat box

Funny song

Guy: tetris beat box

by Not_Flame December 02, 2020

Let the beat stay

What you tell your friends when you're drunk and convinced you're the life of the party but their trying to get you to go home.

Tim: hey lets get the bill and get you home
Krista: Don't let the beat drop... let the beat stay!
Tim: Avoids eye contact

by DaddyWithTheFatD August 03, 2016

beat your eggs

Another term for beat you ass but used in the morningg time when at breakfeast with the fam

Rachel if you are late to breakfeast one more time I will beat your eggs

by Addybrinnella February 09, 2018