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Furry Satchel

After sucking on my love spuds she grabbed my pork sword and slid it into her furry satchel.
by Just-in Jizzed-out December 5, 2010
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furries

people who should touch grass. for those who don’t know what it means, touch grass. and here. Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. Their appearance as a common plant was in the mid-Cretaceous period. There are 12,000 species now.1

Evolution of grass
Grasses include some of the most versatile plant life-forms. They became widespread toward the end of the Cretaceous. Fossilized dinosaur dung (coprolites) have been found containing grass phytoliths (silica stones inside grass leaves).5 Grasses have adapted to conditions in lush rain forests, dry deserts, cold mountains and even intertidal habitats, and are now the most widespread plant type.

Language
In English, the word "grass" appears in several phrases. For example:

"The grass is always greener on the other side" means "people are never happy with what they have and want something else".
"Don't let the grass grow under your feet" means "Do something".
"A snake in the grass" is about a person that will not be honest and will trick others.
All flesh is grass: Old Testament book of Isaiah, chapter 40, verses 6–8. A very true observation of the present-day ecology. See the Miocene for the ecological relevance.
Grass is a slang term for cannabis (pot, weed, or marijuana).
Person one: What do you do in your free time? ;)))
Person 2: I make gacha heat and dress up as furries!
Person 1: Uhmm.. I don’t like you anymore, sorry.
by coolerguy,quopquop June 20, 2023
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Furries

Human-animal hybrids that typically get a bad rap because of how cringe they are on Roblox.

Kitsunes (foxes), Nekos (cats), and Werewolves (self-explanatory) are the most popular.
Nobody:

Roblox Furries: OwO *Some nonsense shit* UwU *Repeat ad nauseam* OwO
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 4, 2021
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Furry

Me
by Sirpancakes666 October 1, 2022
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UwU furry

A furry that is also a fucking weeb that pretends to watch anime and use emoticons like “UwU” “OwO” and “^w^”.
Person 1: Nya~! Hehe.. :3 Person 2: Shut up you fucking UwU furry.
by Free Children Destroyer December 3, 2022
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Furrys

little shits who can’t accept they are a human. According to google, around 15 to 20% of all furrys are zoophiles. In 2018 the amount of furrys was 100K to 1M people, let’s say that is 4M now, because of the spark of popularity, and that is 800K furrys as zoophiles. could be even more. that is almost 1 million. And we can all agree, that real animals are better.
Kid: Dad, i want to come out as a furry. I want to meet tons of other furrys.

Dad: Son, your adopted, and i see why your real parents didn’t want you. your meeting your new ones in 45 mins.
by Furrys can taste a bullet March 21, 2023
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furry feet-ed

The act of gifting someone furry feet on steam
*Gets a notification on steam for a gift*
Person: oh boy I wonder what I got
*Furry Feet*
Person 2: You just got furry feet-ed
by 420blazingmaster69 December 31, 2023
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