High Fives All Around

An action that takes place after something amazing or unexpected happens that benefits you. See mise, the river.

Steve did high fives all around when he mised a full house on the river.

by Draeger November 14, 2003

then I rolled a five and a two...

An expression said to someone or about someone who is talking for far too long about a topic that no one around understands or is interested in.

If the long-winded bore hears you, her or she will probably say, "Yes, that’s exactly right," even though rolling a five and a two has nothing to do with that they are talking about.

RIMMER: Anyway, to cut a long story short I threw a five and a four which beat his three and a two, another double six followed by a double four and a double five. After he'd thrown a three and a two I threw a six and a three.

LISTER: Rimmer, can't you tell the story is not gripping me? I'm in a state of non-grippedness, I am completely smegging ungripped. Shut the smeg up.

RIMMER: Don't you want to hear the Risk story?

LISTER: That's what I've been saying for the last fifteen minutes.

RIMMER: But I thought that was because I hadn't got to the really interesting bit...

LISTER: What really interesting bit?

RIMMER: Well! Then I rolled a five and a two...

by Lexical October 15, 2007

Self High Five

To Masturbate.

"Man, i didn't pull that hot chick, so i had to give myself the Self High Five last night"

by DiamondDallasPagefan September 13, 2009

five knuckle shuffle

It means to punch someone with a left right combo. much like shuffling cards.

scott started getting mouthy so I threatened to give him the five knuckle shuffle to the face.

by kazanski April 12, 2005

Brazilian Five Finger Discount

The act of being constipated, and reaching into ones butthole to retrieve shit blockage

My girlfriend was in the bathroom for like 2 hours, and finally she asked me to give her a Brazilian Five Finger Discount.

by Durty Curt March 21, 2013

beefy five layer burrito

This is when five Mexicans are naked, dirty, and totally wrapped up in a big blanket resulting in anal and excessive spooning

Did you walk by the Valquerez's? I saw all 5 of maria's uncles in a beefy five layer burrito in the living room.

by Briana>:) August 2, 2010

Two High Five Lesbian

A straight girl, who is willing to go as far as second base with another girl.

Me: Oh my gosh, she totally made out with Brittany a few minutes ago.

You: Yeah, but she's only a two high five lesbian.
-high fives twice-

by Thatkidfrombtown October 24, 2010