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Brandon

An attempted derogatory term used by FOX NEWS and it's cult followers. It's actual meaning is: A winner; winning the popular vote; winning the electoral college; the winner of the Presidency of the United States of America.
Brandon is our president.
by onecoolpa November 2, 2021
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Brandon J

Known as BJ by many. If you see this guy on road don’t bother running, he will give you his money and probably blow you a kiss aswell because he is a fruity don. Usually very lanky but has a small penis. Probably has feeling for his boys in the group chat but keeps it to himself cuz he don’t wanna roll batty to the bredrin.
You man cross the road Brandon J is coming”
“Rah say less mans not tryna hold dat kiss”
by HavishamSingh82 August 1, 2019
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Brandon Savino

That twiggy mf over there is being a total Brandon Savino
by Gehdhfn March 28, 2021
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Brandon

A man that pulls multiple bitches but only simps for one, light skin, tall af, sus af, and never tries to cheat. Enjoys anime manga and time with their partner and Latinos / Latinas
Sheeesh man is a real Brandon
Wish I coulda be a Brandon
by Venerable Tempest January 27, 2022
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Brandon Clayton

A fat cunt who is incest with his sister and wanks to kissing pranks and takes it up the arse from his girlfriend with a bigger dick then him .
Oh no your going to become a Brandon Clayton
by Gregster January 26, 2019
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Brandoning

A sexual act between two males in a truck stop bathroom where they take turns holding each other upside down for ridiculously macho sixty-nine and other unspeakables
I walked into and right out of that bathroom when I saw those hillbilly boys Brandoning!
by Buttonhole Cornholder November 10, 2022
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The Brandon Effect

The Brandon Effect is when all or a majority of your previous partners have tried offing themselves before, during, or after the relationship
Person 1: yeah bro all my previous girlfriends have tried offing themselves

Person 2: dam dude that’s The Brandon Effect
by R3ZIT June 30, 2023
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