The Monday after any given Super Bowl, when all you do is get over your hang-over, and talk about the game.
Person 1: Oh.Em.Gee!!!! Did you see that one play yesterday?!?!?!? The one between the FedEx and UPS commericials? OH EM GEEEEEEE!!! It was RAD!!!!
Person 2: Stfu. I drank every time Da Bears scored, and got pretty hammered. Major hangover. Don't you see it's Super Bowl Monday?
Person 2: Stfu. I drank every time Da Bears scored, and got pretty hammered. Major hangover. Don't you see it's Super Bowl Monday?
by Jizzle Fo Shizzle December 13, 2008
Get the Super Bowl Mondaymug. Generally used to describe that awkward moment that went past the line, WAY past the line. And it is most likely coming from THAT guy whose not in your group of friends.
James: Last night Sally and I just sat back and watched movies.
Bobby: Did she give you a good ole rusty trombone last night?
James: Well---
(out of nowhere) THAT guy: Oh man, last night I gave this hooker a one two punch and then a cleveland steamer. OH YEA!!
Bobby: Well that was a bowl full of awkward...
Bobby: Did she give you a good ole rusty trombone last night?
James: Well---
(out of nowhere) THAT guy: Oh man, last night I gave this hooker a one two punch and then a cleveland steamer. OH YEA!!
Bobby: Well that was a bowl full of awkward...
by Islander7149 April 14, 2011
Get the Bowl full of awkwardmug. A "Texas Chilli Bowl" is when someone defecates into their partner's anus or vagina, who effectively sucks it into the orifice and holds it for as long as possible, or alternatively, lets their partner put their cock in the shit-filled orifice. Often, the person will use aides such as laxatives, enemas, or Tabasco sauce to make the consistency of their fecal matter as wet and runny as possible. Also referred to as "Scat Swapping," documented in the classic internet fetish video SWAP.avi.
"Billy sucked the wet candy out of Danielle's chocolatey Texas Chilli Bowl while it was still warm."
by Helmut Dorque October 25, 2007
Get the Texas Chilli Bowlmug. The re-interpretation or misinterpretation of an expression.
ie. 1 (from the movie “The Graduate”)
Mr. Robinson: “Don't you think your plan is kind-of half-baked, son?”
Ben: “Oh no sir. It's all the way baked.”
ie. 2
The conversation about our big, clumsy uncle came to a halt when she asked in exasperation, "What's so strange about a bowl in a china shop!?"
ie. 3
Teacher: “All right class, the last thing I want to get to is...”
Class clown: “Yeah. That's the last thing we want to get to, too.”
Well that was a bowl in a china shop! I guess he'd never heard that green can mean 'sick' as well as 'jealous'.
Mr. Robinson: “Don't you think your plan is kind-of half-baked, son?”
Ben: “Oh no sir. It's all the way baked.”
ie. 2
The conversation about our big, clumsy uncle came to a halt when she asked in exasperation, "What's so strange about a bowl in a china shop!?"
ie. 3
Teacher: “All right class, the last thing I want to get to is...”
Class clown: “Yeah. That's the last thing we want to get to, too.”
Well that was a bowl in a china shop! I guess he'd never heard that green can mean 'sick' as well as 'jealous'.
by Chrissisyphus January 9, 2009
Get the bowl in a china shopmug. When you make a taco salad between a woman's butt cheeks eat it with chips and tobasco and then lick the bow(e)l clean.
Sheila farted while receiving a texas chili bowl and blew lettuce and tobasco sauce in Rico's face and eyes.
by ricon August 11, 2006
Get the texas chili bowlmug. by Leonbc August 5, 2008
Get the Chilli Bowlmug. by The Chili Bandit February 3, 2012
Get the chili bowlmug.