august

august is a person, who is sensitive and gets hurt easily.

august likes hugs, but hates asking for them.

person 1: "I heard august is the worst."
person 2: "Dont say that, they are sensitive."

by augustthebigestmiusimp April 2, 2021

August 8

National drown your short friend

Oh look its the august 8, national drown your short friend day

by Fat alien whale August 7, 2022

August

Officially become your boyfriend's pet cat/dog month

It's August girl cmon be my pet already

by 5ynster December 5, 2020

August 27

August 27th is a day where an asshole gets dumped

Hey it’s august 27 and I’m done putting up with your shit, you’re getting dumped you asshole!!!

by Oopsguessimmabitch August 27, 2021

August 10th

National Boyfriend day

Omg its August 10th, I gotta post my boyfriend!!!

by Jackson pound August 9, 2022

August 20

National Booty pics day

send your crush/gf/bf 15 booty pics with different angles

bf: Wow it’s August 20, you know what that means ?

gf: *15 attachments*

by LargeBigMacPlease August 20, 2023

August 8

the day where you have to go up to a girl you like and hug them no excuses

hey todays August 8
oh I better go see Emily

by crazydates123 August 4, 2024