Panic attack

Uh oh scary

Karen had a panic attack when she found out SHE was the manager

by Heyghouls November 3, 2019

Italian Heart-Attack

Outwardly expressed feelings of shock, distress & anger when someone is told that something is going to cost way more than reasonably expected.

*you're getting your car serviced at the mechanic*
Mechanic: Your air filter is pretty dirty. We can replace it for around $40.
You: $40?! You trying to give me an Italian heart-attack?! Put it back, I can get that shit at Walmart for 8 bucks!

by Tyris9 April 9, 2021

Status attack

A Status Attack is constituted by 15 unrepeated comments by one or more people on a persons Facebook status.

Holy crap is my ass sore from that status attack!

by Gigglecloud March 14, 2009

Cat attack

When a cat stares at your soul waiting to attack at the right moment.

The cat stares for 1 hour you stand still doing nothing. 5 hours later the cat brings out his claws. 5 more hours later the cat attack jumps at your face Scratching your eye,nose and mouth. the cat scratches your hand has you try to grab the cat. The cat leaps out of your face blood dripping on your face. You try to get the bandages but it still bleeding so you wrap your face in toilet paper and go to sleep. You wake up and you die. The screen shows game over. You punched the computer screen Then you said: fuck this I'm gonna play another game

by TheCuteBlackCat April 22, 2021

Wallet Attack

When another person causes you spend alot of money, usually used in the future tense when someone accompanying you (usually female) sees something in a window they like

X: OMG look at those shoes

Y: Err yea...

Z: i Feel a wallet attack coming on

by HarryG!! August 19, 2010

Shart Attack

This action defines when one sharts almost on themselves which is beyond their control because of loss of their sphincter muscle; usually is a watery shit or soft loose excrement; pre diarrhea

Damn Laura you having a shart attack baby? You already plastered the inside of the commode earlier and I don’t have a scrubber.

by itzez October 7, 2019

A panic attack

As in singular. As in in the days after the volume of people doimg what they're doing increased... I really thought this was going to progress faster.

Hym "Yeah, this is taking a lot of time. I thought this was going to go a little faster. Did you like my skit? My little 'A panic attack' skip? Justin Roiland put it in season 2 of Solar Opposites. It was dope. Highest rated episode of the season."

by Hym Iam February 25, 2024