Your mum jokes

Jokes your smart & sexy friend makes but pisses you off cus you can't find a comeback

Example:
Person 1: Come on. Is there really nothing you want for your birthday?

Person 2: yeah only one thing. A date with your mum.

Person 1: wow. That was one of the best Your mum jokes

by Sexypianogql January 9, 2023

Im..not..your..mother

Thats literally me- me from tiktok, hello btw

Im..not..your..mother is annoying (idk-)

by Im..not..your..mother July 20, 2021

National beat the living fuck out of your best friend day

Beat the absolute fuck out of your best friend on April 19th

I can’t wait for National beat the living fuck out of your best friend day!

by xx.l0ser.g0ldie.xx April 17, 2023

your mum

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ssshhheeessshh means your mum

by Triple H WWE April 2, 2022

your opinion

nobody wants it.

Nice opinion, just one tiny problem with it. Inspecting your post, it looks like your opinion is different from mine. Let me tell you something, I am the baseline for opinions. Any opinion I hold is objectively correct and as a result, any other opinions are wrong. Guess what? You happen to hold the wrong one! I hope you know that your opinion is now illegal. I have contacted the FBI, CIA, the NSA, the navy seals, secret service, and your mom! You'll be sorry you ever shared your opinions, by the time you're reading this, you'll be done for. Nature will punish you, humanity will punish you, space will punish you. We decided just to make sure we'll nuke your house from orbit. So there's no chance you can run away, everyone will know you will die. It's a small price to pay, to remove your wrong opinion from this world.

by francac March 21, 2023

Your Mom

The greatest insult conceived by man.

Person 1:What's goin on bro?
Person 2:Your Mom
Person 1:Fuck.

by o o p May 9, 2020

Your Mom

Body Count is cureently - 249204820482840248208402840284208028280280528058205820929105278597185362581748092834392039483920984732084792084302394830284203842038402384023843023840293480394830257827575329753258327589328528520628629862628

- Jake - "Mom, What's your body count"

"Might woman sit down for this one" - Your Mom

by Realfacts.om November 10, 2021