Sharpen up your buttons

To get better at something.

If someone messes up at work then a manager may say you need to sharpen up your buttons

by Stacy's mum May 14, 2022

Name Your Pet Mina Day

May 24, name your pet mina day🥰🧞 ♂️😈

“I got a new dog, what should i name it??”
“It’s may 24, name it mina”
“why?”
“It’s name your pet mina day”

by MINA>>YOU May 8, 2022

Your hell

A saying that someone says to someone when they say something F*cked up or Twisted

Martin: Yo that disabled person got hot wheels
Kevin: Nah n*qqa your hell XD

by Phyzonic April 28, 2025

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 4, 2025

Whatever fucks your butt

An expression meaning " do whatever makes you happy " Usually a passive-aggressive response implying that you disagree with a person's opinion, but don't care because you're superior.

It's definitely not " floats your boat ", by the way. Pretty sure it's always been " fucks your butt ".

A : Bro, do you listen to Weezer ?
B : Nah, no way, when dicks fly !
A : Isn't the expression " when pigs fly " ?
B : No, it's not.
A : Yes, it literally is.
B : Fine, whatever fucks your butt, then.
A : Bro…

by cdeeznuts1999 May 17, 2025

scratch your record

when a female masturbates, or a man masturbates a female. the motion of the two fingers resembles the dj scratching a record.

Me: Last night my girl and I got really worked up at the movies.
Friend: Oh yeah bro? did she hook you up in the theatre?

Me: Yeah bro, she was jerking me and I told her I was going to "scratch your record", right there in the back row, she was down with it so I un buttoned her jeans and started playing.

Friend: that's awesome bro.

Me: yeah. I love pretending im a DJ.

by fredmacdonald September 9, 2014

Shake your bone and sauce your wings

When a guy jacks off on another persons face.

Hey baby you want to shake your bone and sauce your wings?

by complexreason July 13, 2010