im gonna fuck you

a man/woman who is demanding that (she/he) will fuck you

woman:that's it im gonna fuck you

by the_fuckin_chinkin_police February 3, 2021

Fuck short people day

On january first, you get to fuck anybody under the average height for their age and they cant do anything about it

Person 1: Dude, its fuck short people day
Short person: oh hell no

by Dhhdhshsh December 31, 2020

National fuck a hoe day

Today's the day you can fuck as many hoes as you would please. Get down and dirty😉

Fuckboy 1: I fucked like 6 goes bro
Fuckboy 2: nah bro that's all g, it's national fuck a hoe day!

by Benjamin's April 11, 2019

shit on my fucking tits

An exclamation expressing extreme disappointment in the most serious degree.

"Hey man, your bus just left without you! You're going to get fired yo!"

"Well shit on my fucking tits!"

by Durpadurkader September 24, 2017

I fucked your mom

Something salty 12 year old will say while there mom isn’t home

I fucked your mom last night bitch

by Booty_Hole_Destroyer November 8, 2020

FUCK BICH TRUMP DICK

I dont know a lot of bad words so I came up with FUCK BICH TRUMP DICK.

FUCK BICH TRUMP DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Eren Yeeter December 3, 2020

Hendersonville Fucking High School

A school where tradition means massaging 'ol Bobby's schlong, fingering Eric til he queefs, and watching CP shoot everyone's dogs. Cuz it's the Bearcat Way!

A school where tradition, "Do the right thing!" and vape addicts earn their high school diploma
-"So where did you graduate high school Micah?"
-"Well goddamn Pete, I went to Hendersonville Fucking High School"
-"What was it like Big Mike?"
-"Shit Penis Pete, that motherfucker had 3 foot rats running around with some real cocksuckers running the school. When they weren't suspending me for going to Burger King or jumpin out the windows, I was rippin some nic in the shitty ass bathrooms with the 'ol comrades Andrew, Aaron, Bryson, Casson, and a whole lotta dumb fucks that were feining for a buzz."
-"You were suspended?"
-"Shit... I had over 100 days of ISS or OSS throughout those 4 fuckin years. They about made me a plaque with a golden desk in that motherfucker. I rolled in bitch like a fuckin joint

by Big Schlong Mike March 11, 2020