by Bittersweetpoetry April 1, 2025
Get the Pussy shitmug. When dykes do dumbass shit
by Yoyo49302 August 10, 2022
Get the That’s that dyke shitmug. to "not hold two shits to a candlestick" is to think you know something but really know nothing
Dan: did you hear caleb's thoughts on obama care?
Emma: yeah, but the tool can't hold two shits to a candlestick when it comes to the goverment
Dan: did you hear caleb's thoughts on obama care?
Emma: yeah, but the tool can't hold two shits to a candlestick when it comes to the goverment
by secretpumpkinking May 2, 2014
Get the two shits to a candlestickmug. The law that states that if there is a big dick around; a woman will throw herself at it (indiscriminately).
According to Hoppe's Full of Shit Law; Woman with throw themselves at fat cocks and once they get thrown in the garbage and replaced the not fat cocks are left to have their turn with their leftovers.
by Hym Iam November 25, 2020
Get the Hoppe's Full of Shit Lawmug. This means having a painfully difficult and laborious day that feels stressful, tedious or like it will never end.
First used during Google hangout banter on August 16, 2020
First used during Google hangout banter on August 16, 2020
Today is like shitting a porcupine (meaning it's tediously slow, challenging, painful, laborious or difficult)
I'm shitting a porcupine (meaning having really tough day getting through everything)
Question: How's it going?; Answer: Shitting a porcupine mate
I'm shitting a porcupine (meaning having really tough day getting through everything)
Question: How's it going?; Answer: Shitting a porcupine mate
by DJ Furballz August 24, 2020
Get the Shitting a porcupinemug. Opie the mother fucker that won't do a damn thing with his life thinks that attempting to try to do people's windows is a means of income
by Tormentedsoul87 July 25, 2022
Get the Piece of shitmug. 