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Strip Your Bark

Take off your leaves, Hide your branches, Strip Your Bark, We about to have a tree fight.
by YMGF May 5, 2009
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your mom

The most unfunny joke in the history of the internet. It's also an insult. But literally , your mom jokes/insults fucking suck. You think that you're an absolute memelord and that you have a galaxy brain , but in reality , you're an 11 year old fuck. This is me when you say: your mom
Person 1: haha is that your mom??
Me: Not funny , didn't laugh.
Example two:
Person 1 (11 year old): HAHA YOUR MAMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE JUMPED IT CAUSED A SEISMIC EARTHQUAKE!!!111
Me: Fuck off you 11 year old bitch , Your mom jokes and insults aren't even funny.
by creativename_ October 11, 2022
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show me your shower head

Is code to ask a male to show his genitals, particularly his penis
Hey dude wanna show me your shower head? No! I'm not showing you my pens! Stop texting me!
by DanFan4Life! April 15, 2021
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Your mom

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by CozyCats November 11, 2022
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<.7.9.7.6.>I Won't Not Bother YOur SOn ANymore<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Won't Not Bother YOur SOn ANymore<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I Won't Not Bother YOur SOn ANymore<.7.9.7.6.>
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>I Won't Not Bother YOur SOn ANymore<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

destress your breasts

A synonym for calm your tits, meaning, calm down it’s not a big deal.
beth: “ i can’t fathum why john would cheat on me!!”

jessie: “ DESTRESS YOUR BREASTS, you broke up a year ago, why do you care?”
by panic.at.the.disco666 December 2, 2018
mugGet the destress your breastsmug.
When she banbaning zaza style on your pizza tower but u a rizz god
"WHEN SHE BANBANING ZAZA STYLE ON YOUR PIZZA TOWER BUT U A RIZZ GOD!1!1!11"Holds up Thanos gauntlet
by skibidi demure ohio November 25, 2024
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