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weed

straggly plants in your garden or just a fun fun coping mechanism 😀
he bought me a weed plant and now I’m in love
by dumbhoewholoveskatebush😹 December 26, 2020
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body weed

body weed is the pot that puts you to sleep
"This shit is some real body weed."
by LK253 June 2, 2023
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Pube-a-weed

The loose hair that floats away in the fashion of a tumbleweed when a very hairy fellow manscapes. The pubic hair forms a ball and floats away...
John did not clean up after he shaved his pubes and I found his pube-a-weed in my sink! It was so gross!

Mike should never manscape with the window open -- the wind bles his pube-a-weed onto the neighbors balcony.
by G. George V October 12, 2011
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Wack the Weed

The act of placing the roach of a pre-roll into yours or a friend’s urethra (aka Sounding) while he jacks off and blowing the smoke up the shaft.
Hey bro I just have a little left of this blunt, wanna wack the weed?
by Factsareallies May 15, 2025
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Weed

Weed is the reason to live

Get high and forget all your problems, nothing could be better than getting high Listening to some music and eating Oreos
I’m so baked right now

Where did you get weed man
Good question
by InvincibleTillProvenVincible September 4, 2022
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weed farmer

A farmer that farms weed. Usually they are pro-weed, otherwise they would farm something a lot more people would buy, like oranges or apples.
James grows weed plants in his farm, and thus he is a weed farmer.
by MST3K I like December 27, 2020
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Weed

A plant loved by snoopdog
Snoopdog: aye man can I have some weed?
Me:Suuuurreee
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