A Russian breakfast consists of milk and a snickers bar (or any chocolate bar of choice)
Russian and Ukrainian forced on the front line don't have much food or rations, so they resort to drinking milk with snickers bars to help sustain them in the trenches
Russian and Ukrainian forced on the front line don't have much food or rations, so they resort to drinking milk with snickers bars to help sustain them in the trenches
Hey man, what you got there?
It's a Russian breakfast, milk and snickers to help sustain my stomach through this mornings lab
It's a Russian breakfast, milk and snickers to help sustain my stomach through this mornings lab
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