Hood Good

Some of the finest slop you can get from someone, usually a black chick, and always in da hood.

Damn, I got the best hood good from Cindy last night.

by Affectionate-Pem February 22, 2024

“Left your moms in the hood?”

“Left your moms in the hood?” is a term that can be used to describe the severe epidemic of fucking idiot females living in Toronto (the ‘Torontrolls’). Their accent is so fucking shit that it tops even the brummy and scouse accent, when you hear it you want to fucking kill yourself. All the women from Toronto make every sentence sound like a question.

Long story short, “Left your moms in the hood?” should be the leading reason you never visit Toronto ever.

“Left your moms in the hood?”
Yes, yes i did
oh okay

by le mule and sons March 07, 2024

stepped in the wrong hood

Lil foo tryna scrap not know in where they steppin nd get merked

Whatcha want cuddie? U stepped in the wrong hood dawg this aint fa u!

by ♥+ April 04, 2017

hood auction

When a person tells everyone who ever does the most damage to someone’s property gets the money

Ay hood auction at jacks house, whoever does the most damage gets 500$!!

by Spicy nuts March 10, 2021

Hood Haiku

a Haiku about life in urban areas, colloquially known as the "hood"

I walked by a homeless man, and he told me a hood haiku

by laroxo December 01, 2010

Open Hood

A car “signal” to others with the same type of mental syndrome.

Human: We should help that person, the car has an open hood.
Alien: Idiot, you don’t have green blood.

(Noise like communicating via energetic powers).
Human: What the hell?
Alien: (looking furious at human because human is asking ?)
Human: 😶

by MariaGuadalupe August 08, 2019

cum water in the hood

when a black person cums into a public pool / fountain or any water source in a low income neighborhood

bro , he just cum water in the hood tf ?

by NocturyBambi April 13, 2024