crazy bagel

when a male nuts on a females face and spreads it like a face mask made of nut using his penis

wow that was one crazy bagel we did last night!

by flappyduck420 April 21, 2020

Crazy tax

When your girl is crazy and you have to drop money on bullshit that’s not needed.

You got 1 page of a book wet she just got, so now it’s obviously ruined, so you need to buy a new 50$ cook book. That is a crazy tax.

by HahaLOLgeez May 25, 2020

crazy together

if someone were to say this to you, specifically your childhood best friend to whom you are gay for, its a way of saying i love you and i want to spend forever with you and the only reason im dating my girlfriend is because its the closest i could get to dating you and she looks exactly like you

"hey well if were both going crazy, we'll go crazy together right?" "yeah. crazy together."

by crazytogether705 October 2, 2025

crazy card

this term originates from a man named robert card who shot up a bowling ally and was a bit crazy in the head so if you or someone you know is acting a bit deranged you can call them a crazy card

person1: “hey do you wanna hang out at the bowling ally with some friends?”
person2: “no i hate bowling ally’s and i hate your fucking friends if ur friends go i’m gonna shoot up the place trust me on that”
person1: “yo quit being a crazy card”

by y0urM0M.€om October 27, 2023

Crazy

Someone that would beat nine people to death with a steel dildo.

You’re a crazy bastard

by Brodym4ster June 2, 2022

Crazy Pants

When all you do is drink your life away and call the cops on people. When you have nothing going on in your own life, so you make it your job to make others miserable. When all the alcohol goes to your head and makes you crazy.

Watch out for crazy pants, she'll call the cops on you for just breathing.

by BlazenKazen July 29, 2024

crazy dawg

A mad and drunk person

My friend Tim is a crazy dawg

by JWTN December 30, 2022