When you are middle-aged and married & can't get any action. More of a chore than pleasurable. Not vigorous enough to knock over a shampoo bottle. The main challenge is not getting your phone wet.
I awoke with a rare twinge in my groin so I searched Pornhub for some threesome ladyboy pegging and wrung out a Disconsolate Shower Tug
by Surlypat January 17, 2022
by Herr Lippbalm February 19, 2014
by Mesaferggie January 03, 2016
When a female/male is blowing two dudes at the same time. When the two dudes are about to ejaculate she sticks the penises up her nose and the jizz goes up her nose and into her throat, therefor causing her to puke up a cum/snot throwup which is then used as lubricant for the two guys to double penetrate her in the ASS.
Eh yo son we totally just gave dat bitch a crispy christmas shower,.. Bitch likes dat grotti tasteful christmas shower shiat.
by RICHIEJACKSONWARRIORS March 05, 2012
The act of using San Pellegrino Sparkling Natural Spring Water as a substitute for champagne when celebrating a victory of some sort, as an F1 driver or the winner of Tour de France would.
"After slaying, the Lads celebrated their success with a San Pellegrino Shower (all the bottles had at this point already been popped)."
by GUWOP October 02, 2014
A Cornish meat shower is when one finds them self in the situation of sexual relations with ones former teacher and mentor. One will push said tutor from a cliff side after luring them with promises of holiday cuddles and cream tea. Once cliff pushing has taken place the act of intercourse will occur between oneself and the willing participant.
by Rumple McFiddlesticks May 03, 2014
"I was at the Disco (!) and this Swamp Donkey made a move on me. She clung to me like a Randy Shower Curtain."
by quotemonkey July 17, 2009